Why Men Are Happier

Your last name stays put,
The garage is all yours,
Wedding plans take care of themselves,
Chocolate is just another snack,
You can be president,
or the prime minister,
You can never be pregnant,
You can wear a white t-shirt to a water park,
You can wear no t-shirt to a water park

Car mechanics tell you the truth,
The world is your urinal,
You never have to drive to the petrol station toilet because this one is just to icky,
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt,
Same work, more pay,
Wrinkles on your face add character,
People never stare at your chest yuo're talking to them

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected,
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet,
One mood - all the time,
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat,
You know stuff about tanks

A five day vacation requires only one suitcase,
You can open all your own jars,
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness,
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend

Your underwear is RM 30 for three-pack,
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough,
You almost never have strap problems in public,
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes,
Everything on your face stays its original colour,
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades,
You only have to shave your face and neck

You can play with toys all your life,
Your belly usually hides your big hips,
One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all season,
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look,
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife,
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache

Tag from cik Syud!

1. How old are you?
19 years old..

2. Are you single?
nope.. I'm Noor Shakila's..

3. At what age do you think you’ll get married?
25-27 maybe??

4. Do you think you’ll be marrying the person you are with now?
hopefully..

5. If not, who do you want to marry?

6. Who will be your bridesmaid or your bestman?
Bridesmaid - Adik..

Bestman - Iddin..

7. Do you want a garden/ beach or traditional wedding?
tradisional!

8. Where do you plan to go for honeymoon?
Can't think.. To many places I wanna go.. Maybe, Izmir in Turkey?? But, I'll let her decide..

9. How many guest do you think you’ll invite?
As many as I can.. Member2 wajib!! kedatangan akan di ambil.. Hahaha..

10. Will that include your exes?
Definitely, maybe..

11. How many layers of cake do you want?
2 kot..

12. When do you want to get married? Morning or evening?

Morning..

13. Name the song/tune you would like to play at your wedding?
Dilemma - Nelly feat kelly rowland..

14. Do you prefer fine dining or just normal spoon/fork/ knife?
fine dining of course..

15. Champagne of red wine?
Sunquick.. hahaha..

16. Honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding?
a few days after.. get to know her family first..

17. Money or household items?
money!

18. How many kids would you like to have?
A lot!! Hahaha.. A football team.. Hmm.. She probably wouldn't agree.. A futsal team!! 4 boys and a girl..

19. Will your record your honeymoon in DVD and CD?

Absolutely! A walk to remember!

20. I want to know their wedding plan:
- My followers..

Finally,MU lose..

Assalamualaikum.. Hye fellas.. Having a great day already?? Good. I'm still dwelling about what happen this early morning.. Yeah, I know.. MU lost.. Finally, they lost right?? Hahahaha.. So, are u guys happy?? Although we lost 2-0 to barca, i would say, we already had a tremendous season.. But to close the curtain with a lost isn't the best way to bow out..

Liverpool, Chelsea n Arsenal fans must be laughing in delight after we had lost to Barca right? But think twice before you could laugh boastfully k.. Your teams barely won nothing this season.. I mean NOTHING! Whereas, we, MU, had won the League Cup, Club World Cup and our third consecutive Premier League title.. That still didn't include the Charity Shield.. Chelsea?? Didn't win any yet - up until this weekend FA Cup final.. Arsenal and Liverpool?? LOSERS!! hahahahaha..

Ok, lets see how MU faired at last nite match.. I would say, it wasn't MU who was playing on the field.. But from the kick off, MU started dangerously.. With a couple of shots that didn't really troubling the keeper.. then, after 9minutes, Eto'o scored.. They didn't really 'take care' of messi, Iniesta and Xavi.. Through out the game actually.. They are like 'inviting' them to attack.. totally so not MU.. Messi's goal was a much more disaster I would say.. If someone had closed Xavi's (or Iniesta's) cross, that goal wouldn't happen.. Trust me..

So, congratz to Barca for getting thier dream treble.. MU fans, altough we didn't have the last cheer, its ok.. We have won a handful enough.. Kalau semua MU nk mnang, cm sia2 je buat team besar2 n byr Fabregas mhl2 tp xmnang pape kn?? Hahahaha..

MU will bring back the title next season..

*To all UiTM students, your results will be out on 11th June 2009.. Wait for it!!!

Burn oh Burn..

1)Bekas kekasih saya adalah..
seorang perempuan

2)Saya sedang mendengar..
lagu Dear God - Avenged Sevenfold

3)Mungkin saya patut..

4)Saya suka...
makan Mi Goreng di LUMUT!! Sedap!!

5)Sahabat-sahabat saya...
suka dota, tido, dota, tido.. hahahaha..

6)Saya tak paham..
kenapa sahabat2 saya begitu.. hahahaha..

7)Saya kehilangan..
jam tgn saya.. dh lme dh.. Hahahaha..

8)Ramai yang berkata..
jadi doktor n engineer itu best.. Yeke???

10)Cinta itu adalah..
Buta!!

11)Di suatu tempat, seseorang sedang...
Tido dgn nyenyak nye.. Papa ku ngah 'cas bateri' nye.. Hahaha..

12)Saya akan cuba..
yg terbaik.. Hahahaha..

13)Ayat SELAMANYA membawa maksud..
xkan berakhir.. sampai bile2..

14)Telefon bimbit saya..
amat penting utk sms sweetie pie saya..

15)Bile saya terjaga..
saya akn gosok tpk kaki.. Hahaha.. try la..

16)Saya paling meluat..
tgk permpuan tergedik2..

17)Pesta/parti adalah..
best..

18)Haiwan yang paling comel penah saya temui..
kambing burn.. hahaha..

19)Peringkat umur yang paling menyeronokkan saya ialah..
now.. bebas... Hahahaha..

20)Hari ini..
MU men kt final.. I repeat.. FINAL..

21)Malam ini saya akan..
Tgk MU mnang bergaya..

22)Esok pula saya akan..
kutuk chelsea, arsenal n liverpool fans.. Hahahahaah..

23)Saya betul2 inginkan..
BMW 5 series..

24)Ketika anda lihat wajah anda di hadapan cermin pagi ini..
Hensem nye.. Hahahaha..

25)Pusat membeli belah atau arked permainan..
shopping complex..

26)Makanan barat atau jepun..
Barat.. Xpnah mkn mknn jepun..

27)Bilik yang terang atau gelap..
both..

28)Makanan segera adalah...
mi maggi..

29)Ayat terakhir yang anda telah katakan pada seseorang..
"Kecoh r ko ni.."-->kepada kakak ku yg agk sengal..

30)Siapa yang anda ingin tag..
sesapa saje..

Geoscientist..

Assalamualaikum.. How are u? I'm great. Sorry that I didn't update my blog.. There's a bit complication on my side actually.. Ahaks! So,today,we'll focus on your career.. I would like to emphasis to those who had juz finished SPM and those who will be sitting it this and years to come.. Although u might not finished school yet, sorting what u will be in the future is vital!! So, today, I wanna talk about being a GEOSCIENTIST.. Actually, I got this info about thru my sis' CLEO Mag.. They interviewed a geoscientist named Puteri Maizura..

THE JOB
It involves carrying out detailed studies of the earth, non-living environment and rock properties.. For example, a petroleum geoscientist performs surveys to identify areas with great hydrocarbon (oil and gas) potential.. They also analyse sub-surface structures, where hydrocarbon resources are trapped.. These areas are then evaluated to determine their commercial viability..

THE PERKS
Great opportunity for traavel as it takes u to big cities, jungles, deserts and even sea..

THE DOWNSIDE
The hours can be long.. A geoscientist is required to be on standby at all times, even on public holidays.. Working in harsh environments, like the desert, can sometimes be difficult as they'll tend to get lonely if they are posted for long periods of time in a foreign country far from families and friends..

THE MONEY
Highly competitive and based on experience and expertise.. Afresh graduate can start from RM 30,000 per annum.. Annual increments, or bonuses depend on on your personal - and company's - performance.. However, money isn't everything.. The satisfaction of knowing you've had a hand augmenting your country's energy reserves can't be measured..

THE PROSPECTS
A geoscientist will usually progress towards a managerial position or technical specialisation..One could also become a staff geophysicist, principal seismologist or custodian.. Plus, you can also become freelance consultant.. Geoscientist are high in demand worldwide so there are opportunities to work among the best in the global oil and gas industry..

So,I would say, those who are interested in doing chemical engineering or petroleum engineering, y not take the UNCONVENTIONAL way by taking this course.. Yes, u may not entitle to be an engineer but u can be better than that.. a specialist in oil and gas industry! Your knowledge and expertise is your strength! On the other hand, geoscientist are high in demand whereas engineers are plentiful in this world.. People will beg for your knowledge and expertise! *wink.

So, those who are interested in this course, the local university that offer this course are University Teknologi Petronas and University Malaya (as far as I'm concern).. That's all I guess.. See u in my next post..


-Edited from CLEO Magazine..